MaleorFemale?Youmightnothaveknownthis,butalotofnon-livingobjectsareactuallyeithermaleorfemale.Herearesomeexamples:FREEZERBAGS:Theyaremale,becausetheyholdeveryth...

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Joke:MAHATHIR,ANWARANDDAIMMahathir,AnwarandDaimareonalongflightinanexecutivejet.DaimpullsoutaRM100billandsays"I'mgoingtothrowthisRM100billoutandmakesomeonedownb...

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Joke:JokesTeacher:Historyisaveryinterestingsubject.Ittellsyouaboutwhathadhappenedinthepast.Student:Pleaseteacher,Idon'tthinkIwanttostudyhistory.Teacher:Why?Stud...

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Joke:AlittleproofAquietlittlemanwasbroughtbeforeajudge.Thejudgelookeddownatthemanandthenatthechargesandthendownatthelittlemaninamazement."Canyoutellmeinyourownw...

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Joke:TheMistressAhusbandandwifewerehavingdinnerataveryfinerestaurantwhenthisabsolutelystunningyoungwomancomesovertotheirtable,givesthehusbandabigkiss,tellshimsh...

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Joke:ThreeDaughtersAmotherhadthreedaughters,andontheirwedding,shetoldeachoneofthemtowritebackabouttheirmarriagelife.And....thefirstonegotmarried...Thesecondday,...

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Joke:SickDisneyJokesCinderellawants　togototheball,butherwickedstepmotherwon'tlether.AsCinderella　sitscryinginthegarden,herfairygodmotherappears,andpromisesto　pr...

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Joke:WeddingThiswasahugeweddingwithabout300guests.Aftertheweddingatthereception,thegroomgotuponstageatthemicrophonetotalktothecrowd.Hesaidthathewantedtothankeve...

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Joke:VarousJokesAwifefindsherhusbandstandingovertheirnewborn'scrib.Ashewatchesthesleepinginfant,sheseesonhisfaceamixtureofemotions:disbelief,doubt,delight,amaze...

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48.GoodThingHeHasYou　　WhileIwastalkingtoaparentofoneofmythird-gradestudents,anotherteacherwalkedby.Themother,remarkinghowbeautifulthewomanwas,said,"Ifmysonhadhe...

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Joke:Room1221Amanisinahotellobby.Hewantstoasktheclerkaquestion.Asheturnstogotothefrontdesk,heaccidentallybumpsintoawomanbesidehimandashedoes,hiselbowgoesintoher...

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Joke:OlderWomanAnolderwomanwillneverwakeyouupinthemiddleofthenightandaskyou,"Whatareyouthinking?"Anolderwomandoesn'tcarewhatyouthink.Anolderwomanalwayscarriesac...

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Joke:RealStorySometimeagoMr.Clintonwashostingastatedinnerwhenatthelastminutehisregularcooktookillandtheyhadtogetareplacementatshortnotice.Thefellowarrivedandtur...

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Joke:BigJohnAverysmall,sickly-lookingmanwashiredasabartender.Thesaloonownergavehimawordofwarning:"DropeverythingandrunforyourlifeifeveryouhearthatBigJohnisonhis...

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Joke:OnlyinAmericaOnlyinAmerica...canapizzagettoyourhousefasterthananambulance...OnlyinAmerica...aretherehandicapparkingplacesinfrontofaskatingrink...OnlyinAmer...

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Joke:TheKGBPlaceandtime:SomewhereintheSovietUnioninthe1930s.ThephoneringsatKGBheadquarters."Hello?""MyneighborYankelRabinovitzisanenemyoftheState.Heishidingunde...

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Joke:TheTeacherOnedaywhentheteacherwalkedtotheblackboard,shenoticedsomeonehadwrittentheword'PENIS'intinyletters.Sheturnedaroundandscannedtheclasslookingforaguil...

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Joke:OlderWoman(单词翻译:双击或拖选)Anolderwomanwillneverwakeyouupinthemiddleofthenightandaskyou,"Whatareyouthinking?"Anolderwomandoesn'tcarewhatyouthink.Anolderwomanalw...

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Joke:RealStory(单词翻译:双击或拖选)SometimeagoMr.Clintonwashostingastatedinnerwhenatthelastminutehisregularcooktookillandtheyhadtogetareplacementatshortnotice.Thefellowa...

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Joke:BigJohnAverysmall,sickly-lookingmanwashiredasabartender.Thesaloonownergavehimawordofwarning:"DropeverythingandrunforyourlifeifeveryouhearthatBigJohnisonhis...

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Joke:OnlyinAmerica(单词翻译:双击或拖选)OnlyinAmerica...canapizzagettoyourhousefasterthananambulance...OnlyinAmerica...aretherehandicapparkingplacesinfrontofaskatingrink....

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Joke:TheKGB(单词翻译:双击或拖选)Placeandtime:SomewhereintheSovietUnioninthe1930s.ThephoneringsatKGBheadquarters."Hello?""MyneighborYankelRabinovitzisanenemyoftheState.He...

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WenandZhearepigs.Theyhaveknowneachotherandbeeninlovesincetheywerelittle.纹和哲是两只猪，从小青梅竹马。Theyloveeachothersomuch,asiftherewerenoothersintheworld.他们互相偎依，非常相爱。Zheta...

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Joke:TheTeacher(单词翻译:双击或拖选)Onedaywhentheteacherwalkedtotheblackboard,shenoticedsomeonehadwrittentheword'PENIS'intinyletters.Sheturnedaroundandscannedtheclassloo...

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Joke:Room1221(单词翻译:双击或拖选)Amanisinahotellobby.Hewantstoasktheclerkaquestion.Asheturnstogotothefrontdesk,heaccidentallybumpsintoawomanbesidehimandashedoes,hiselbo...

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　　有一块寓学于嘻的天地往往为英语自学者所忽视。这块天地就是发表在英语刊物边边角角里的英语绕口令、谜语和幽默。任何语言大致都有三个层次：语音、词汇和语法。狭义而言，学习语言实际上就是要掌握语言的这三个层次。而英语绕口令。谜语和幽默对于英语的每个层次都有涉及，堪称英语自学者的良师益友。　　许多同学在学习英语语音的时候，往...

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中国家庭并不常用电话答录机（AnsweringMachine),但在北美家庭，几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时，若该电话号码的主人不在，就会让拨入者听到一段留言，这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律的：说明主人不在，请拨入者留下简短信息及姓名电话号码等。　　以下几则特别的Answer体现了美国佬的幽默，你能...

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AGuidetoU.S.Newspapers1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.2.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.3.TheWashingtonPostisread...

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AwomancalledtheCanonhelpdeskwithaproblemwithherprinter.Thetechaskedherifshewas"runningitunderWindows."Thewomanresponded,"No,mydeskisnexttothedoor.Butthat'sagood...

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From:"MrFBI"Newsgroups:alt.humor,alt.jokes,alt.tasteless.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,rec.humorSubject:HarvardGraduatesDate:Sun,18Feb200122:5...

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